orcbulge:

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

paprika:

*me when bored*

me: mom you need anything?

mom: no, thanks

*me on the laptop*

mom: can you come help me?

me:

icewindandboringhorror:

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

witchfromthemidwest:

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

slobbish:

Waking up for school like

flipclock:

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself!
brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

blehmieux:

it’s so disturbing to think back and realize the stuff you allowed people to do to you simply because you didn’t respect yourself enough to not let it happen

paper-mario-wiki:

when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit

billbenbev:

psychic-sara:

thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain:

thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

GUYS A MIRACLE HAPPENED OMG

THREE MIRACLES HAPPENED ?????

A MIRACLE HAPPENED FOR ME TOP. IM HOPING FOR MORE.

Reblogging for a miracle